Today my professor is wearing a purple ombré plaid dress shirt today. The sleeves are light purple up to the forearms and the bottom of the shirt is the same but it’s tucked in so you can only see an inch of light purple. I wonder if he ombréd it himself.
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs.